A few weeks ago I went for a job interview that was one of the strangest ones I had ever experienced. As a contractor and consultant, I am used to going on job interviews all the time so I thought I was prepared for just about anything people could throw at me. As I am always going for short-term contracts, interview questions are generally along the lines of “give me an example of where you have done such-and-such” – they don’t really care about your long-term career goals if their intention is for you to complete your project within the term of the contract (typically 6-12 months) then leave, so I never get the “where do you see yourself in five years” type questions.
So what made this particular interview rather unusual was a comment the interviewer made toward the end of our hour-long conversation: “You look too relaxed. I’m not sure you can handle the hot-headed execs who have their jobs on the line if this project does not meet its deadlines!” Wow! If I had known that appearing relaxed was going to disqualify me for a job I would have called the Qantas reservations line prior to the interview so that I could be put on hold for an hour listening to their rendition of “I Still Call Australia Home” on repeat!
I have never been good at pretending to be someone I’m not. It doesn’t matter if it is for a game or for real. Many years ago, when I was at university, a friend invited me to her “How to Host a Murder” party. If you are not familiar with this game, it is like acting out Clue where the ultimate objective of the game is to solve a murder. Prior to the party, each of the guests is given a role to play and you have to come to the party dressed as that character. The theme of that particular party was “Who Hung Woo” – yes, the characters were all Chinese although I was the only guest who was actually Chinese. I still remember getting my invitation and going home to ask my mother how I was going to go to this party dressed as a Chinese person (yes, insert laugh track here).
As the party commenced, each participant was given different clues that provided them with their alibis or something about another character. The game was fun in theory, but for someone like me who has the worst poker face in the world, it was agony. Not only could I not lie, but I wasn’t even any good at deflecting suspicion away from myself and throwing them at someone else. I can’t remember now if my character was the murderer but it sure felt like I must have been!
Even in real life I am no good at pretending. Friends will know if I tell them I like their haircut then I must mean it, otherwise I would not even mention it. As the saying goes, if you have nothing good to say, then say nothing at all. I’m a strong believer of this. So if you ever ask me for my opinion, be prepared to accept the truth, good or bad. I often wondered about sycophants. I am positive I was born without the sycophantic gene in my DNA because I take after my father in this regard. Surely it is exhausting for people to “suck up” to their bosses or clients or other people of power and influence?
I once worked in a company where a fellow project manager was known to deliberately take the same ferry home as the Managing Director where possible just so he could sidle up to the MD for a chat. This guy was so transparent that most of senior management did not give him too much credence. Meanwhile, I apparently ruffled the feathers amongst the boys’ club by delivering the first real result on the program in three years within a short three months, and got a pat on the back by the MD. I am certain that if the other guy had spent more time managing his project stream and less time sucking up to the bosses and stakeholders, he might have actually delivered something.
But being without the sycophantic gene has its drawbacks. I was ultimately “voted out” of the boys’ club because I refused to play their silly games. Perhaps I still need to learn the delicate balance between diplomacy, office politics and honesty. It continues to be a “weakness” on my resume that I am not a good liar. I am who I am. If someone doesn’t want to hire me because I appeared relaxed, then I am grateful I did not get the job because I don’t particularly enjoy being stressed. Life is too short to be unhappy and to be someone else. I am not an actor pretending to be someone else. No Oscars ™ for me. And I’m OK with that. I hope you are, too.
I agree. I do not possess the suck-up gene either. Usually there’s too much to do and not enough bodies, to waste anytime being a higher-up’s buddy just for that purpose. (I have no problems going out for drinks with higher-ups – or anyone else! What did we say in marketing? “Welcome to Marketing…two drink minimum.) But when it comes to projects, I don’t have that kind of time. And sadly, it does usually result in being booted from the boy’s club. Makes you wonder why boys are running so many things! 🙂
The boys run the projects to the ground. Then they call the women in to do it properly. We’re the fixers and closers 😉 Oops I might have just lost all my male readers :-p
Well, to be fair, there are boys who get booted from the boys club too. Usually, they’re the ones doing actual work! Hah! Women are just never let in to begin with…! Maybe we are anti-club? Club the clubs? 🙂
Val, don’t give all the credits to your dad. I am too. I always speak my mind frankly. we are a family of honest folks. we don’t suck up to anybody.
I agree wholeheartedly with this – it is entirely too hard to pretend to be someone you aren’t just because you think it is what someone else might want to see or hear. Half the time when you see someone being a total suck, you just feel like saying to them, ‘you do realise everyone in the room knows exactly what you’re doing right now, yes??’ haha.
I tend to go with the “brutally honest” approach, combined with a healthy dose of good old sarcasm – I’m not in the Facebook group “I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking” for no reason 😛
And hey, if some isn’t cool with you being yourself, and expect you to try to be something you’re not just because it works better for them, unlucky, I say!
I didn’t want to be really super-nerdy and post all three of these, but I love them and couldn’t decide which to get rid of, so you get all of them 🙂
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” – Judy Garland
“Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” – Benjamin Disraeli
And of course, the eternal wisdom of the one and only Dr Seuss:
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” 😀